"The Old Version"
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.
"The New Versions"
Pessimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
If she doesn't come back soon,
Forget her.
Patient:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
If she doesn't come back soon,
Continue to wait until she does come back.
Playful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*
Vengeful:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she = NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
Because all living creatures deserve to be free!
Lawyers:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that ...
Bill Gates:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for reinstallation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love somebody,
Set her free.
She'll evolve.
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